Sam Oosterhoff has raised his voice and become a politician who genuinely cares about Canadians and our nation
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked. “Who cares?” she…
A few concerned citizens have organized an information forum to be held in Kindersley on Feb. 6
Here’s my humorous story for the day: A man’s boss told him that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. The employee said, “That’s great. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity.” If that’s the case, Canadians have a huge opportunity ahead concerning pipelines and Canadian resources. A British Columbia based researcher is…
The ‘extra money’ will be needed to pay the extra tax at the pumps when the carbon tax arrives in April
An accountant read a nursery rhyme to his toddler and said, “No Sweetheart. Little Bo Peep wouldn’t receive a tax rebate for losing her sheep, but I like the way you think.” Traditionally, you receive a rebate after you pay for a product. I’ve never heard of a rebate where you are reimbursed beforehand, but…
Who votes matters and the more of us who vote, the better our system will be
A doctor was telling a lawyer that he was sick of his friends asking him for free medical advice. The lawyer said, “Just do what I do, and leave a bill in their mailbox.” The doctor decided he’d give that a try and thanked his lawyer friend. When the doctor got home, he had a…
I’m hoping political correctness hasn’t reached the North Pole and Santa has been keeping watch over what’s been happening in Western Canada
“’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck. How to live in a world that’s politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to ‘Elves’, ‘Vertically Challenged’ they were calling themselves. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
Even though there are negative things all around, keep focused on all that is bright and continue being a light
On Christmas morning a dad points and says to his daughter, “Open that one next, Sweetie!” The daughter unwraps the gift he was referring to and finds inside a singing Christmas tree. “Dad, I told you how much I hate these obnoxious singing Christmas trees!” she whined. “I know, I know,” he agreed. “But open…
It’s true that division weakens society, making it easier for evil to permeate. But who creates that division?
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle,” a husband told his wife. “If that happens, just pull the plug.” His wife promptly unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer. This story illustrates how one person’s solution could be…
Will anyone who writes a dissenting opinion of the federal government receive funding or get charitable status?
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man bought a paper and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about 50 people being swindled!” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read…
Parental rights are subject to decisions made by judges whose personal biases come into play.
Two days after summer vacation had ended, Johnny’s mother received a phone call from his teacher telling her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” said Johnny’s mom, “I had him with me for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!” It’s true that summer vacation finds parents in charge of…
He would like to see people leading honest and good individual lives and shining a light that way
A little girl noticed several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her mom’s brunette head. “Why are some of your hairs white?” she asked. “Every time you do something wrong, one of my hairs turns white,” her mom answered. After a thoughtful pause the girl asked, “Why are all of Grandma’s hairs…